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FUCK OFF PHILIP
01:51
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Here's my number
Don't call my number
How'd you get my number
Here's my number
No more emails
No more faxes
Cause Philip is important
And does not want to be contacted
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Fuck off Philip
Your number's on your website
If you don't want enquiries
You should set some boundaries
Fuck off Philip
This is what you do
If you don't want to hear from peasants
You should change your online presence
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Philip is professional
Philip is his own boss
Philip's making cupcakes
And Philip's walking dogs
Philip's very busy
Philip's very busy
Philip's very very very very
very very very very
very very very very
very very busy
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F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F
F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F
Fuck off Philip
I thought that you were cool
No need to malign me
Just don't advertise so widely
Fuck off Philip
And do your job
Or maybe get a different one
Where you can turn your ego off
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Fuck off Philip
Fuck off Philip
Fuck off Philip
Fuck off Philip
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WEIRD A.I. YANKOVIC
01:44
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STICKING STICKS TO THE WALL
LOOKING FOR ANIMALS
WE ARE ALWAYS ONLINE
LEFT OUR TOOTHBRUSHES BEHIND
I FEEL BAD, I FEEL SICK
WEIRD AI YANKOVIC
I DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE
IF YOU'RE SAD AND DON'T KNOW WHY
IF YOU'VE JUST REALISED THAT YOU'RE JUST SOME GUY
IF YOUR HEAD IS FILLED WITH FLIES
DON'T BE DOWN, WE CAN FIX YOU WITH AI
MEET THE MAN, MEET THE MEAT
MAKE ME SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT
MEET THE MAN, MEET THE MEAT
MAKE ME SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT
MEET THE MAN, MEET THE MEAT
MAKE ME SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT
MAKE ME SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT
IF YOU THINK THAT YOU MIGHT DIE
IF YOU THINK THAT THE TV TELLS YOU LIES
IF YOU JUST WANT TO SAY HI
COME ON DOWN, WE'LL REPLACE YOU WITH AI
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SENSITIVE MAN
02:28
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I KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING
AND I UNDERSTAND
I KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING
I'M A SENSITIVE MAN
I'M A GOOD LISTENER
AND I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND
I'M A GOOD LISTENER
I'M A SENSITIVE MAN
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THEY'RE POLITE
NOT MUCH EGO
PLEASE CAN HENS BENS SUPPORT DEVO
THEY'RE TIGHT
WITH AN INTERESTING LIVE SHOW
PLEASE CAN HENS BENS SUPPORT DEVO
PLEASE
WE WILL WASH YOUR CAR
WE WILL WASH THE TOUR BUS
WE WILL WORK FOR FREE
SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHOOSE US
WE WILL SERVE YOU DRINKS
WE WILL COOK YOU MEALS
THIS IS A GENUINE OFFER
WE ARE FULLY WILLING TO MAKE THIS DEAL
PLEASE
HAVEN'T HEARD BACK YET
DOESN'T BOTHER ME THOUGH
PLEASE CAN HENS BENS SUPPORT DEVO
SOMETIMES THEY SHOW MUSIC VIDEOS
INSTEAD CAN WE OPEN FOR DEVO
PLEASE
WE WILL DRIVE YOU HOME
AFTER NIGHTS OF DRINKING
WE WILL START A RUMOUR
ABOUT WHOEVER ELSE YOU'RE THINKING OF FOR THIS
WE'RE A SIMILAR KIND OF POTATO
PLEASE CAN WE SUPPORT DEVO
WE'RE A SIMILAR KIND OF POTATO
PLEASE CAN WE SUPPORT DEVO
PLEASE
WE'RE A SIMILAR KIND OF POTATO
PLEASE CAN WE SUPPORT DEVO
WE'RE A SIMILAR KIND OF POTATO
PLEASE CAN WE SUPPORT DEVO
WE'RE A SIMILAR KIND OF POTATO
PLEASE CAN WE SUPPORT DEVO
WE'RE A SIMILAR KIND OF POTATO
PLEASE CAN WE SUPPORT DEVO
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Wrote a song, made a video
Did not get to support DEVO
Paid £2 to message Jerry on Cameo
Did not get to support DEVO
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We made a lot of calls
We had a solid plan
We did a trial run
With a DEVO tribute band
We never heard a 'no'
We got as far as maybes
If we see some other band up there
We will cry like babies
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Talked about and played on the radio
Did not get to support DEVO
Tried hard, didn't work out though
Did not get to support DEVO
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Spoke to the promoter
We spoke to DEVO's agent
Josh was very nice
We waited, we were patient
It was worth a shot
It was worth a try
If they pick someone else
Those lucky guys
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HENS BENS Scotland, UK
A combination of loud noises and brightly coloured nonsense with swearing. HENS BENS are highly-trained
professionals.
"Psychotic proto-Devo pop craziness... deliciously ramshackle" (The Herald)
“Psychotic” (HMV)
“Noise mavericks” (Tom Robinson, BBC 6 Music)
“Full-on noise rock mayhem” (Neil March, Fresh on the Net)
“Bonkers and brilliant” (Mark Montague, Phonic FM)
... more
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